Down in the order,
All the Knights were shining swords.
For those big nasty orcs,
and their big nasty hordes.
When Keldorn busted in.
He scared him half to death.
With a broadsword in his hand,
and Pale Ale on his breath.

From his hair to his boots, he was covered in blades,
like the nasty town crier, that lives in Hades.
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
"Happy Smiting to me, Now you're all gonna die!"

The Day Keldorn went crazy
The day that knight went insane
Broke his back to be knocked by Viccy
Something finally must have snapped in his brain.

Well the knights are all gone now
He decided to burn em.
Everywhere you'll find pieces of
Minsc and Boo's sternum.
And he tied up town criers
and he took them all hostage
And he ground up poor Korgan
into dwaven sausage!

He got Edwin and Imoen with an old rusty long sword
and he slashed up Nalia with an old nail-in-board.
And he took a big flame tongue, and barbecued Jansen.
He took a big bite and said "It tastes just like turnip flan!"

The Day Keldorn went crazy!
The day du-ty boy went nuts!
Now you cant hardly walk around Athkatla
without stepping in armored butts.

There's the Shadow Thieves and the Amish Tooo-oh-oh!
There's a Cowled Wizard circling round
On that Moose found out in the Zoo.
And the spells are all flying, the Body Count's rising, and everyones dieing to know,
Oh Keldorn Why? Why why why why why why. He used to be such an
Ordered guy.

Yes Maria, Now Keldorns doing time.
In Spellhold now, for his infamous crime.
Now little friend, don't you cry no more tears.
He'll be out with good behavior,
in 700 more years!

But now Yoshi's in therapy!
And Jaheria's still nervous!
And the Squires all got jobs for the- Postal Service!
And they say Mrs. Firecam,
She's on the phone every night!
With a lawyer,
negotiating the Play-ay Rights!
They talk about

The day Keldorn went Crazy!
The day Sir Kel-eldorn flipped!
Broke his back to be cuckolded by Willam.
Sounds to me like he was tired of being jipped!

The Day Keldorn went crazy!
The day that knight went insane
Broke his back to be knocked by Viccy
Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Ohoh! Something finally must have snapped in his brain.
Tell Ya, Something finally must have snaaapppped
in his brain.